The university year is over, people are going off to work, it’s Monday. Expecting an article under these conditions is a bit rude I think….but because all you lovely people have asked for it I have decided to write one for you.
So…what’s new in the world today? *rifles through the morning newspapers* Ah ha…the petrol [...]
Being that I suspect I am the only member of the All Nighter team to have gone to the Summer Ball, I feel it my duty to share my thoughts. They were few and far between, I might warn you, because of all the free sex and alcohol they push on you at these sorts [...]
Picture the scene: You are at your favourite club or bar and the night is going well. That attractive girl you’ve had your eye on for a while seems to be interested. You make a beeline for the bar to grab yourself a alcoholic beverage when… ARGH!!!. Some fucker pushes in and gets served first. [...]
Returning home the other day I noticed a bright red card on the floor below my letter box stating that Royal Mail had tried to deliver a package but couldn’t fit it through the slot. “Fine” I thought to myself, they probably left it next door…
Nope, apparently they decided after the countless times they had [...]
No SEWeR this week because Google malfunctioned on Monday.
It seems a “Wardrobe Malfunction” caused their lead programming manager to break the search algorithm with his exposed penis. More next week.
It’s that time of the week again! Thats right it’s 4am on Sunday morning and I can’t get to sleep, so without further fuss lets get down to business.
Welcome back to Cooking With Jamie, reviewed by Dr. James Westly as being: “Don’t you listen! You have a broken hand!”
This week I will be teaching you [...]
Obviously I have a lot of free time. As a student, it’s not like I work or anything. We’re not meant to. During this free time I try to watch a lot of films, and when you’re studying films instead of Information Systems, you start to notice things that don’t quite jive with reality:
1) They [...]
Religion has been a hot topic which comedians have been exploiting for time immemorial. As you may have read, the AllNighter have already covered topics in great detail, which, considering the website consists of writers who are all atheists is to be expected. Unlike Jamie though, I will attempt to write this article in more [...]
..An analysis of it on a popular humour website!
On a slightly more serious note, there are some events that always happen at a party regardless of size or occasion. Any party just wouldn’t be good without these events and scandals. If you ever plan on hosting a house party, ensure that everything on this list [...]
Remember Gazz’s 20 Pint Challenge? Well here are the bloopers from that epic event:
