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Archive for September, 2008

…Like You Just Don’t Care

By Gazz • Sep 21st, 2008 • Category: Articles

Among my many other endeavours, I have a great desire to bring back the dance move “Push The Ceiling” (hereafter called PTC). Believe it or not, a google search for that very phrase returns shockingly few results relevant to the topic. Even wikipedia is baron on the subject (I emplore any of you all nighters [...]



My Type

By Jamie • Sep 14th, 2008 • Category: Articles

Girls…they are a funny breed. I would like to take a moment to discuss my type with you.
There have been several (drunken) nights (/mornings) where the topic has come up, but up until now I don’t think I have ever given a coherent answer. Following is a description of my type (punctuated with experiences of [...]



Have You Tried Rebooting It?

By Gazz • Sep 13th, 2008 • Category: Articles

I feel that this website is in need of some more intellectual discussion, in order to move away from the apparent shovenistic approach our writing staff have seemed to slipped in to unchecked. This article is more just a thought, a musing if you will…
Anyone who has had to deal with a tech support team [...]



Cartoons of the eighties

By Anthony • Sep 12th, 2008 • Category: Articles

I was born in ‘88. It means that I can never really say I was an 80s child. By the time I was aware of existence in general, it was already the 90s. 1988 is a very significant year for me. Some of you might think that it’s because it was the year I was [...]



The All Nighter Needs You! : Editor Competition

By James • Sep 9th, 2008 • Category: Articles

The All Nighter has long been a cornerstone of humour and knowledge on the internet, shaping the landscape of student humour for the better. No longer is the face of student amusement acne ridden, it is gorgeous and very fuckable.
The All Nighter team however are so busy writing articles and creating awesome material, we need [...]



The 3 Second Rule

By Jamie • Sep 8th, 2008 • Category: Articles

For those of you just joining university I would like to offer this piece of advice. The 3 second rule is the fundamental principle of the modern ages. It can override health inspection laws, seating reservations and even bros before hoes
So what is this 3 second rule. At it’s most basic it is a measurement [...]



Joke Probation

By James • Sep 7th, 2008 • Category: Articles

When a public figure dies or a child gets abducted, how long before it is acceptable to joke about it?
Everybody gets a text sent to them after somebody dies with an often hilarious joke about the circumstances surrounding that person’s death but even as you read, you feel a pang (even a real word?) of [...]



The Women’s Institutes

By Anthony • Sep 6th, 2008 • Category: Articles

I’m not sure how many of you are familiar with the Women’s Institutes. I know them well, but I live in a village in Cornwall. Since they’re a rural institution, it makes sense that I’d know more about them than anyone who happens to live in a city.
For those of you who aren’t so familiar [...]



Fuck Subtlety…

By Gazz • Sep 5th, 2008 • Category: Articles

At what point in the progression of advertising methodology did retailers decide that the use of subtle suggestion to coax the consumer into investing in their product was an outdated or unecessary approach?
While out shopping for a shirt for my birthday, I noticed a new advertisement campaign in a well known high street shopping establishment. [...]



Summer for a Student

By James • Sep 4th, 2008 • Category: Articles

Students have a very hectic life during term time. Constantly working to meet coursework deadlines while juggling three nights out a week can take it’s toll over the duration of a year. That’s why summer time is considered one long holy day. Last year I had a job but this year I am doing the [...]