We are into Day Three. I have accidentally fallen asleep twice already, and am still quite tired. So far, the regime is not working!
And then this morning, I got a phone call that brightened my day.
Picture the scene: I am lying in bed watching Friends when ‘London Bridge’ starts playing. Knowing that my phone is [...]

I’m tired….very, very tired. Polyphasic sleep sucks. I have had approximately 5 hours’ sleep in the last 30 hours, and that includes the part when I accidentally feel asleep this afternoon.
The diet is going well - sort of. I had to resort to some cheap carbs at 3 a.m. this morning due to there being [...]

Shows such as Dawn Gets Naked and Dawn Goes Lesbian seem to capture the public interest. Z-List celebrities trying alternative lifestyles in a distasteful and ignorant manner. Unfortunately, The All Nighter had a little think some time ago and concluded that Jamie Goes Lesbian was not within our budget and time constraints.
However, I have been [...]

Hey everyone,
I just wanted to apologise for the complete lack of any visible articles recently. And I thought you deserved an explanation:

James - This main contributor has been off with his head in the clouds - feverish clouds, that is. He’s been coughing and sneezing and moaning and then drinking… a dangerous cycle. He should [...]