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Merry Christmas

By James • Dec 25th, 2008 • Category: Lead Story

Just a quick message to wish all our readers a Merry Christmas!
If you celebrate this holiday by drinking, laughing, crying or getting that noose just right, we at The All Nighter wish you a great few days. Our editor is on Christmas leave, so the chance of any articles being published by New Year are [...]



Game Review: Fifa 2009

By James • Dec 11th, 2008 • Category: Articles

Being a student who enjoys procrastinating more than, well, other people, I thought I would review a few things to give me something to do and you procrastinating freeloaders, something to read. I will review this game while still paying attention to the critical aspects of the lecture which include Block Index, Speed up, [...]



Jim’s Hygiene Tips

By James • Oct 18th, 2008 • Category: Articles

In keeping with The All Nighter’s tradition of starting a series of articles that never lead anywhere, here I am again with yet another guide-based series.
Jim’s Hygiene Tips will provide a handy guide on how to keep a clean house and stop your loved ones contracting MRSA or HIV through bad kitchen/needle management. For the [...]



The All Nighter Needs You! : Editor Competition

By James • Sep 9th, 2008 • Category: Articles

The All Nighter has long been a cornerstone of humour and knowledge on the internet, shaping the landscape of student humour for the better. No longer is the face of student amusement acne ridden, it is gorgeous and very fuckable.
The All Nighter team however are so busy writing articles and creating awesome material, we need [...]



Joke Probation

By James • Sep 7th, 2008 • Category: Articles

When a public figure dies or a child gets abducted, how long before it is acceptable to joke about it?
Everybody gets a text sent to them after somebody dies with an often hilarious joke about the circumstances surrounding that person’s death but even as you read, you feel a pang (even a real word?) of [...]



Summer for a Student

By James • Sep 4th, 2008 • Category: Articles

Students have a very hectic life during term time. Constantly working to meet coursework deadlines while juggling three nights out a week can take it’s toll over the duration of a year. That’s why summer time is considered one long holy day. Last year I had a job but this year I am doing the [...]



We Are Back!

By James • Sep 1st, 2008 • Category: Articles

After a long absence, The All Nighter is proud to be back for another year of fun filled hijinx! Due to some technical difficulties the site is not running at full capacity but do not despair! We are still going to bring you all the hilarious articles you’ve been craving for the last few months.
Thanks [...]



Beunos Noches!

By James • Jul 12th, 2008 • Category: Articles

On behalf of the All Nighter Team I once again apologise for the lack of updates to the site. I am currently in Valencia learning that Spain is a much better place than the UK in almost every respect. Nice.
I don´t know what excuses the rest of the team have but I´m sure they are [...]



The All Nighter Code of Conduct

By James • Jul 5th, 2008 • Category: Articles

For many years students have been socialising with their friends. They have been drinking, staying up all night and generally making complete arses of themselves. In most cases this works fine but sometimes a situation arises that creates a dispute that cannot be resolved by normal means.
The Bro Code is a well documented set [...]



Bar Etiquette: Scenario 3 - The Drink Loiterer

By James • Jul 3rd, 2008 • Category: Articles

There are many activities that can be performed at a bar: Drinking, socialising, “Bitch Fishing”© (Copyright Gazz Evans). However there is one activity that causes pain and suffering to many people on a night out and in some cases, has lead to the victim developing Alcos retailus vomitious (ARV). This condition causes the sufferer to [...]