Men’s bathrooms are not the most pleasant of places one can visit, but a growing trend which has become more of a personal pet peeve has taken my attention recently. The number of gentlemen who visit the little boys’ room to “drain the main vein”, then leave before washing their hands, is astounding.
A quick Google [...]
Men are simple beings; we have simple needs and desires which are incredibly easy to satisfy. There is a general consensus* over the top 4 activities in which a gentleman of modern society can engage, but the actual order of preference is subject to debate. I shall discuss further
Only the more well-off amongst us can afford a clock radio for our nightstands to wake us up in the morning. I know at least one member of The All Nighter Staff uses a small dog with a wristwatch to awaken them from their slumber (hit and miss, but better than nothing).
However, I have realised [...]
Somehow, Aesop and his fables have managed to maintain a foothold in mainstream childhood literature, despite having first been written circa 600 BC. It is not with this that I have a problem, but more that the concepts of the actual stories are rather blinkered and cannot really be relied upon in modern-day society.
I am [...]
It’s midnight on the 10th of October, which signifies the embarkation of jubilant and flamboyant celebration over the 21st anniversary of James’ birth. And as British custom dictates, such an occasion is a particularly significant landmark in the treacherous voyage that is human existence. So from all of us in TheAllNighter team…
Happy Birthday, old chum!
Among my many other endeavours, I have a great desire to bring back the dance move “Push The Ceiling” (hereafter called PTC). Believe it or not, a google search for that very phrase returns shockingly few results relevant to the topic. Even wikipedia is baron on the subject (I emplore any of you all nighters [...]
I feel that this website is in need of some more intellectual discussion, in order to move away from the apparent shovenistic approach our writing staff have seemed to slipped in to unchecked. This article is more just a thought, a musing if you will…
Anyone who has had to deal with a tech support team [...]
At what point in the progression of advertising methodology did retailers decide that the use of subtle suggestion to coax the consumer into investing in their product was an outdated or unecessary approach?
While out shopping for a shirt for my birthday, I noticed a new advertisement campaign in a well known high street shopping establishment. [...]
We’d have to change all the signs…
We need a yay/nay on the new face of TheAllNighter. In my personal oppinion this individual has always sat in the background and been a huge supporter of the team and it is time they got some recognition. I shall present you with an analogy of how I see this going… if TheAllNighter was a [...]
