Ok, it was going to be 5, but I just couldn’t bring myself to cross the extra one off the list. Now, this is by no means a comprehensive list and there are probably many more. These are what I have personally come up with.
6. “Whats the betting I can get this malteaser in the bin from here”
5. “That’s not how my ex used to do it”
4. “Ha! This is like that time i put my dick in a ham sandwich”
3. “Did I mention I had VD?”
2. “Fuck, I forgot to wash it!”
1. “So how’s your father?”