Hello, and welcome, to the first edition of the problems of working in IT. Now, I’m sure we all have problems with our chosen careers, but I have chosen to outline a few nagging little points about choosing a career in IT.

As I’m sure you are aware, the IT profession is one which is staffed mainly by employees of the male variety. There is a scientific explaination for this, which is that girls can’t use computers, but I digress. It is for this reason that the fact of the matter is, there is an abundance of cock in IT related jobs. I shall use a good friend of mine as an example.

My friend works for a small company which writes software for larger telecommunications companies (for the sake of argument, lets call him Toby). Toby works in an office in Cardiff staffed by 7 guys and one average-looking, but married girl. This obviously means that the chances of picking up some poon-tang from work is very slim (though not impossible). The company also employs 3 other members of staff who all work abroad, all of which are, unfortunately, guys (so no phone sex).

My point is this, until we start teaching girls how to use computers, the workplace will be a dull, lifeless pit filled with ball sweat and the odd stray pube. I say start to educate girls in basic mouse work at the age of 3 and maybe some of them will be able to browse the internet without throwing a hissy-fit by the age of 21.