One potential problem about maintaining a humour website is writing content that not only appeals to our masses of fans but keeps us from doing any productive work. The good thing about having Google Analytics attached to our site is that it generates content for us! Let the good times roll:

This week I will be looking at some of the best search terms used to find our site and what articles the magical internets found for those lucky enough to be able to use a search engine:

• “Assasins tips” - Found: Tips for Assassins # 1
  

Notice the incorrect spelling of Assassins? This clever web surfer used this technique to effectively eliminate all references to the popular computer game: Assassin’s Creed.



• “Britney” - Found: Britney Spears Complex

This very widely used term was used to find our website this week. However one thing confuses me, we are not even on the top ten pages of results. This person either REALLY wanted britney porn, or really wanted to find our site but could not remember the URL.

• “Falling the exam in UWIC” - Found: our front page

Now I am not one for University snobbery but when a higher education student cannot spell fail properly then I am entitled to point out that this is why they are at UWIC and not Cardiff. (Editors Note: Unless they did want to fall into an exam at UWIC and their degree scheme involves some kind of superhero training)




• “Horse lying down to avoid work” - Found: Tag “all-nighter”
  

This one really knocked the wind out of my sails. I can only guess that somebody has a horse that is used for some kind of farming work and is baffled at the fact it is spending a lot of time lying down. I think a more appropriate search term would be: “Vets +Horse +insert town name”

• “Receiving fellatio” - Found: 6 Worst things to say during fellatio

This one really is a gem. I have come to the conclusion that the person searching for this had one of two reasons for doing so:

1. They were unsure how to react when their other half performed fellatio on them and wanted to know how it was supposed to feel.

2. They were scared that it was going to hurt when their creepy uncle does it. It’s ok, he hasn’t been the same since the accident. The doctors assured you he is fine, he is no longer a danger to society.
That school had a faulty fuse box…

See, isn’t self generating content fun? Next week’s edition should provide another exciting insight into the minds of the internetting public.

Tags: assassin, britney, fellatio, Google, horse, search, uwic, weekly

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