After a short holiday into the work related arena, SEWeR is back and is as meaningless as ever! This week promises to cause a loss of faith in humanity, a desire for alcohol and an admiration of me.

• “im 42 and look like shit. the skin on my face is dull” Found: I don’t want to know

Is that you Jamie? I think we have found the next contestant for: “Extreme spot welding surgery makeover hyperforce”

• “risk for staying up 42 hours” Found: Probably our website..Funnily enough

Well, hallucinations, a sense of worthlessness. Who searches for such a specific time on a risk factor? I didn’t realise every human was that precise. I might research the risks of driving at 117mph on a road with 0.34 inches of snow on the ground.

• “unrealistic hair bullshit” Found: Tag: Hair

Well, I’m glad to see people are branching out on their search engine terms. Maybe somebody was trying to find out what anime characters looked like or why wigs always look like wigs. I just don’t know. One thing I do know is that using swear words in Google triggers an algorithm that will send the “GoogleSquad” to your address to give you a stern talking to.

Next week we may or may not have a SEWeR update. It all depends on three factors:



1. How lazy I’m feeling.
2. Whether the internetters feel stupid enough to type random words into Google.
3. The lunar cycle.

Well that’s all for this week. Have fun blogging the intersphere and riding that web of surfing!