SEWeR
By James • Jun 5th, 2008 • Category: ArticlesGood Afternoon fellow internet surfers. This weeks Search Engine Weekly Roundup promises much but delivers nothing but a bitter taste that most would associate with a Polio vaccine.
- “Incest” (Editor’s Note: WTF!) Found: Sex and the Bible
Only one kind of internet pioneer searches for this in Google: The bad kind. That shit is fucked up.
- “UWIC exam results” Found: Tag: UWIC
I don’t know why you would search for exam results at UWIC. Do they even have exams? I thought grades were calculated on how many pairs of flip flops and how much sports equipment you own.
- “what to tell your mum when your doing an all nighter” Found: Our home page
Awww diddums, does mummy worry if you stay awake for a whole night? Most of our articles (bar this one) are written in the early hours of the morning. Read the articles bitch.
Next week we will be delving into the underbelly of long lost search engines such as: Goggle, Ghettosearch and spywareville.
Before co-creating and editing for The All Nighter, James used to run a successful military contracting business providing under the table intelligence to the USA and Russia. At the end of the cold war James was forced to diversify and found himself working for Primark as an IT Consultant. Fed up with the long hours and lack of health benefits, James applied to Cardiff University to study Computer Science. To this day James insists that it is possible to run a shady military company at the age of three.
James' writing specialties include: Ranting, "Lough out loud" funnies and Post-modern feminism
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