The Britney Spears Complex
By Jamie • May 18th, 2008 • Category: ArticlesThis is a public service announcement from The All Nighter. Do not be alarmed and please remain seated.
Welcome all, I am here today to talk to you about a very real and very important threat to modern culture. The Britney Spears Complex.
This psychological condition affects 57% of Men and is known to cause confusion, loss of sexual drive and in some cases mild paranoia.
What is the Britney Spears Complex?
Put simply, the Britney Spears Complex is a psychological condition that results from being exposed to images of Britney Spears. The brain gets confused trying to determine the hotness level of Britney Spears.
The hotness lobe concludes she is hot, due to her external characteristics. However the sensibility cortex determines she is not hot due to her past exploits.
The result is the hotness lobe and the sensibility cortex of the brain are thrown into an endless debating loop trying with one saying ‘yes’ and the other ‘no’.
Ultimately this results in the person trying to find her hot unable to do so and so begins displaying the characteristics described in the introduction.
Is there anyway to solve the Britney Spears Complex?
While there is no known treatment for the complex itself, exposure to Alyson Hannigan or Natalie Portman has been known to reduce the symptoms. Sufferers are warned to avoid any references to Britney Spears.
Does This Only Apply to Britney Spears?
Similar symptoms have been spotted in people viewing images/videos of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
Thank you for your time. This has been a public service announcement from The All Nighter. Note: The preceding article contains images and text which might result in the Britney Spears Complex.
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