Jamie Goes Healthy: Day 1
By Jamie • Nov 18th, 2008 • Category: ArticlesI’m tired….very, very tired. Polyphasic sleep sucks. I have had approximately 5 hours’ sleep in the last 30 hours, and that includes the part when I accidentally feel asleep this afternoon.
The diet is going well - sort of. I had to resort to some cheap carbs at 3 a.m. this morning due to there being a distinct lack of food available (a note to all who will follow me in generations to come: plan ahead!).
There was a slight mishap while preparing these carbs; I have created the formula below to explain it:
Sleep Deprivation + Caffeine + Lack Of Food = Weird Stomach = Need to Make Food + Sleep Deprivation = Smoke Alarm at 4 a.m.
Thankfully, none of my housemates were woken by the early alarm, which in itself is quite alarming!
Coming Up…
I am hoping that my sleep patterns will settle down over the next day or two, otherwise there might be some problems. I’m hoping today is just a transition period… Stay tuned!
Jamie Is Awesome. Enough said really. If there was a prize for the most awesome person in the universe...ok it probably wouldn't go to him, Neal Patrick Harris and Hugh Laurie would beat him hands down but Jamie would come in a close 67th.
After a tabloid scandal involving a heavy night of drinking, a church and a teacup he was confined to the darkness of the computer lab where he spent many a day and night perfecting his coding ability.
His amazing ability to code like no man before or after him led to the invention of not only this website but several other pointless sites.
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