Welcome to a new quasi-regular feature on The All Nighter. Periodically I will be reviewing music artists and telling you why I think they should “Disappear”. This time I will be talking you about 50 “Wow Look How Much Of A Cunt I Am” Cent

Ok, this cunt really gets on my tits. I mean I am all for this new fangled “rap” music but this guy is just an annoying cunt who got lucky.

Now if you read into his life a little, it’s a bit of a sob story. Born to a 15 year old crack whore, Curtis was orphaned at the age of 8 and so decided to become a cunt.

At the age of twelve Curtis started dealing narcotics, he later went on to carrying guns to school. After getting caught by a metal detector he began being open with his grandparents telling them openly that he sold drugs. Having already raised a crack whore they probably thought that it was an achievement that all he was doing at this point was selling drugs and carrying firearms.

Later on in his life the world had a brief chance at hope when Curtis was shot nine times. To much dismay, the cunt survived. Later, commenting on the incident Curtis said: “It happens so fast that you don’t even get a chance to shoot back.” Just the kind of role model I want for my kids.

After all this hassle Curtis settled down and started making shit music about hookers, drugs, shooting people and making money. His fans ate that shit up.

But none of this compares to what the little retarded cunt did next. He licensed a god damn video game! Not even a “ah it’s worth extending the violent perception of video games because it’s a god damn awesome game” like Super Mario Land or GTA. Nope he licensed a shit video game, where he goes around shooting every cunt he sees. And now he has another one coming out where he goes to Iraq / <insert middle eastern country here> and….yes you guessed right…..shoots every cunt he sees.

Did I mention that he is a cunt?