The university year is over, people are going off to work, it’s Monday. Expecting an article under these conditions is a bit rude I think….but because all you lovely people have asked for it I have decided to write one for you.

So…what’s new in the world today? *rifles through the morning newspapers* Ah ha…the petrol talks have resumed so hopefully the hard done by tanker drivers will get their £36,000 a year instead of the measly £32,000 they are on now.

That’s the papers, now what? Theoretically I could leave it here but I feel that I have cheated you out of an article…hmm

Anyone see the game last night? It was quite interesting. Of course I am talking about Turkey vs. Czech Republic. That game couldn’t have been any more interesting. The Czechs went up 2 goals. Then ended up losing 3-2. Turkey had their keeper sent off in the last minutes of the game. There were yellow cards being thrown around everywhere, even at players who weren’t on the pitch. It was in all a good game.

So I think I will leave you there. We have a few good Articles coming your way over the next few weeks including more Cooking With Jamie, Bar Etiquette and general fun from The All Nighter team.

Oh one last note: Can the person who please found this site by Googling “im 42 and look like shit. the skin on my face is dull” step forward, you deserve a prize or something. That was probably the funniest search log I have ever read.