In the life of a student, there comes a time when you must put aside the taxi ride home and brave the long walk. At these times, it is permissible that some strange and wonderful things happen which often end up with you waking up somewhere that is not your bed. I, being quite the expert in this field, have decided to compile a list of the top seven places you can end up.

1. A Park - The grass, the trees, the commuters on their way to work; nothing says ‘What a fucking night’ like waking up in a tree. Bonus point for sticking around and laughing at the work-bound people.
2. A Different Town/City/Country - You must have been completely wasted last night! Now you are stuck in a random town with no money and your phone is dead. Better get hitchhiking back… but what a story to share.
3. A Random House - No, you did not get lucky last night. You just completely lost track of where you were and ended up in a random house. Luckily, most of us students are kind and will laugh it off the next morning.
4. In the City Centre - “Oooh, Burger King. Wait! I know that Burger King… Wait… Why am I outside Burger King?” - You just stopped on your way home; never mind, at least you know the way. Better get walking.
5. Damn, I’m out at 5… I’ll finish this off once I’ve woken up in a few more places.