Sex and the Bible
By Jamie • May 31st, 2008 • Category: ArticlesHello All, and welcome to religion 101. Today I am going to be talking about Sex and the Bible.
Incest
Ah Incest….The bible talks a lot about incest, whether it’s Lot’s daughters getting him pissed so they could get pregnant by him or Amnon falling in love and raping his Sister, it’s a hot topic!
But what does the bible actually say about Incest? In short it’s wrong unless it’s with an uncle or cousin, in which case it’s fine!
Bestiality
Lets be honest here, if you are consulting the Bible about whether beastiality is right or wrong….well…you probably have a lot more to worry about than what God thinks.
Adultery
God felt this was a big enough sin to list in the the 10 commandments. Basically the bible says if you get jiggy with someone who is not your spouse then both of you should die.
Porn
Porn has been around since before sex was invented so it is naturally mentioned in the bible. Something about gouging your right eye out.
Prostitution
The Bible has a mixed view towards prostitution, at times they go to heaven, sometimes they are condemned. There are countless stories mentioning prostitution including one in which Judah slept with his daughter-in-law thinking that she was a prostitute.
There are a few laws but all that is really clear is priests shouldn’t become or marry prostitutes.
In Conclusion
God likes Sex.
Jamie Is Awesome. Enough said really. If there was a prize for the most awesome person in the universe...ok it probably wouldn't go to him, Neal Patrick Harris and Hugh Laurie would beat him hands down but Jamie would come in a close 67th.
After a tabloid scandal involving a heavy night of drinking, a church and a teacup he was confined to the darkness of the computer lab where he spent many a day and night perfecting his coding ability.
His amazing ability to code like no man before or after him led to the invention of not only this website but several other pointless sites.
Email this author | All posts by Jamie
[...] “Incest” (Editor’s Note: WTF!) Found: Sex and the Bible [...]