Ahh Cocktails, Spirits, Mixers.. All the guilty pleasures of getting wasted. A good cocktail should get you drunk while still being manly. A manly cocktail should obviously contain the following:
Alcohol (preferably something over 67% abv)
Two Suitable mixers that make it taste awesome.
Bullets, Shards of glass or arsenic to ensure the drink is manly enough.
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Picture the scene: You are at your favourite club or bar and the night is going well. That attractive girl you’ve had your eye on for a while seems to be interested. You make a beeline for the bar to grab yourself a alcoholic beverage when… ARGH!!!. Some fucker pushes in and gets served first. [...]